The Wedding Bomber.

So how was MC-ing the wedding, you ask? 

No more day time weddings!!
- at least not in beautiful places with amazing, distracting, panoramic views; or without 2 mandatory tequila shots for every guest as they come in the door...

M.C. Lay Z.

It's Just The Chilli...

It's almost overwhelmingly nice to come back home and realise your favourite spicy noodle and dumpling place hasn't changed at all.
And all that dreaming you have been doing for the year away wasn't just a longing for home -The dumplings are actually that good.

Good To Be Back.

Macau; No Way, No How.

Yeah... I Guess That's Part Of It Too...

Hong Kong Foodie.

Being starved for good dumplings for over a year in Europe, there is only one thing I really care about over the next few days...

The Performance Of A Kiwi Classic.

Please forgive my terrible animation, terrible editing, and terrible quality - I totally ran out of time in-between those really important parts of being homeless and jobless - playing video games and eating whatever you can find kicked under the fridge. Hahaha.

Ensure A Safe Departing Distance.

Paris airport: after 7 countries, many dinners and not nearly enough bottles of wine -

Thanks again Mum for dropping by!
xoxo.

I Guess We're Eating Out Again!

From Notre Dame To The Eiffel Tower!

"Sure... If that's what you want!"

[I actually saw all of these things].

Next stop: Paris!

They Didn't Even Use Good Bait...

And it so was! 300 dirham for something worse than I could make!!

Our driver apologised when I showed him the trip advisor stats! Haha. 

In The Market For Carpet. (AKA Magic Carpet Ride).

There are a lot things to blog about in Marrakech, there was a
whole plethora of stuff going on in the first 10mins! But as far as I'm concerned- this was the most bizzare.
[Haha! Bizzare! I'm so funny!]

Then once papers were signed, money changed hands, and the carpets were wrapped up... of course we had to tell the other member of the crew:

Barcelona Speedrun.



Next stop: Marrakech!

...hey wait that's in Africa! 

RADICAL.

Fightin' Round The World!

The Colosseum is awesome to visit!

Next stop: Barcelona!

Mass En Masse.

Monterosso: Highs And Lows.

Here is a report from Monterosso. A town in Cinque Terre.

Next stop: Rome!

A Muse To Amuse.

I have to say,  I find all of the art in Florence inspiring - but this is most likely my favourite:

Next stop: Monterosso!

Frenzi In Ferenzi.

What the heck are we talking about? The Duomo.

The Green Menace, In Venice

Next stop: Florence!

Amster-Dammit!

The less context you have about this, the better....

Next stop: Venice!

Suspense Is Now Suspended.

Next stop: Amsterdam!

Jobless, Homeless - Send Money Now. [Preferably Euros].

Time to PARTY.

R.I.P.'d.

I have some sad news.
There IS a conclusion to the Bordeaux wine trip (see the start: here).

 

While Deuter may be the face of all things luggage related - clever readers might have realised he is just too big to be taken carry-on. For in-cabin travel, behind the scenes there was another bag - Brown Bag.  

In a rare event - Brown Bag was checked in, carrying several bottles of well packed Bordeaux wine (the excess bottles that workhorse Deuter just couldn't fit).

Then just before we boarded the plane leaving France - he was returned to us. 

Whether he was thrown, crushed or run over, only EasyJet knows... but Brown Bag's adventure ends here.

- Thanks for your many years of service. 

Acronyms Are H.A.R.D.

Oh dear, 2 months with only 3 blog posts each? That's pretty rubbish, and we apologise.
BUT! We have been working on something huge:

So the next few posts might backtrack a bit - but stay tuned!

Bon Vacanes.

Omelette Du Fromage! [Welcome to France].

Like a Labrador.

I've been in Zurich for the weekend! It's a really cool place but with summer in full swing - there was no competition for my favourite activity:

Affliction Fiction.

I must have contracted it as child - I can't remember a time I wasn't suffering from it... This is also why there haven't been many posts in July. Sorry!

Here's the list so far, anything I missed?

• Tower of London [steal crown, be King for a day]. 
• Hampstead Heath [finally swim in London].
• Shoreditch Graffiti Tour [take notes for future projects].
• Tate Modern [submit drawings for exhibition].
• Science Museum [cos you know... science].
• Natural History Museum [ride dinosaur].
• Globe Theatre [because I'm sure Shakespeare is even better when you can drink beer].

In Bruges.

Today's post is bought to you by the letter...

Tick Tick Tick BOOM!

Picking Glaston-Berries.

The Octo-pals have finally arrived at Glastonbury! [AFTER WE FINALLY GOT OUT OF F*CKING SAILSBURY!!!]

Time to unload all our gear, find our Octopad and of course, sort out all the bands we want to see!!

Working 9 to 5, bitches!

Glastonbury Music Festival!!

OHHHHHH YEAH!

1 farm, 5 friends, 1 car, 10 gumboots, 100's of bands, 175,000 fans!!!

Yes, you can now be as jealous as you want - I AM going to Glastonbury! You can see what you are missing out on, here: SOOOOO many bands to see!

From the 25th to 30th of June we will be camping glamping in a bad-ass, hard-walled portable cabin with a great name - an OCTOPAD!

And every great adventure needs a sweet logo,

Introducing:  

We will do our best to keep you updated with the happenings and photos - but no promises, the smartphone's battery can only last so long!

Can't wait to start our 5 days of musical goodness!!!

One Whole Year In Review.

Once Round The Sun, On The Other Side Of The Earth.

Wow! Time flies you guys!

Photos are coming soon! Its late here and this took ages!! hahaha.