Kings Day II: The Party NEVER Ends.

It's hard to visualise the passing of time... 

But I was glad when things were normal again.

I Love Amsterdam.

I call it "Amsterdam Taxi".

Amster-Dammit!

The less context you have about this, the better....

Next stop: Venice!

Amsterdamage!

If you get the chance, GO!

Amsterdam III - Kings Day.

There will be a post about last weekend's trip to Amsterdam for King's day -

But until I have it written up, please just enjoy the blog's first video:

(Possibly not safe for work, or people with heart conditions)

Deal With It.

I'm somewhere in the middle of Holland - not sure where exactly, will be back in Amsterdam tomorrow!

But there was something I had to do first...

Premature Evacuation.

Hope you guys like this... it cost over £80 to make...
I'll get there tomorrow...

Passing, on the Dutchie.

Day 1 Amsterdam Picture Puzzle.

Welcome to the blog's first game for the whole family!

Amsterdam is a confusing place, - canals, trams, interesting smells that make you stupid... 

So the pictures and the captions below have got mixed up! 

Match the correct caption with the corresponding picture to complete the story of 'the first day in The Netherlands'.

[First person to post the correct answers wins.... something].  

a) -"Are you smuggling anything?"

         -"No sir! I always walk like this..."

b) -"Nice cape!"

        -"What cape??"

c) -"Quick! Grab your trancing hat and glasses - we're going to Dance Valley!" 

-"But if it's a festival, I need Bicardi 8!"

d) -"This is my Mum you'll be staying with."

                -"Great! I brought you a bottle of coffee tequila!"

e) "Why is the rum always gone?"

f) Found it!!

g) ...WOOPWOOPINCEINCEげろげろCHINGCHING...

h) "If you know the road rules here, you can take my bike."

i) "I'm so glad you're here!"

j) "Seems i'm going now... bye everyone!"

k) [What side of the road should I be on...??]

To Amsterdam!

If you are someone who does not get this joke (and I know there are a lot of you...), please ask the person next to you for help. 
[Or send €10 and I will email you a step by step explanation].