Hunting Flats II - 'Leave Nothing to Chance'.

Let try this flat finding thing again...

Different flat, different people. 

Success!!
1 and a half hours later - I was the new flatmate.
Thus ends the Cougar Hunt Flat Hunt!

Come visit me near Battersea park!

Hunting Flats.

...Did someone say 'Solvak'?

Update: NOPE. This one didn't happen! Landlord is a jerk! Grrrr...

Job Interview - 'take 1'.

Got back from Bacelona 2am. Interview was one hour away, at 10am. 

Sorry I haven't updated much lately, the posts in the next few days should explain what I've been doing.

Fluent as, bro!

This is the problem when you learn Spanish from the internet...
I'm in Spain!! 
 

Passing, on the Dutchie.

Day 1 Amsterdam Picture Puzzle.

Welcome to the blog's first game for the whole family!

Amsterdam is a confusing place, - canals, trams, interesting smells that make you stupid... 

So the pictures and the captions below have got mixed up! 

Match the correct caption with the corresponding picture to complete the story of 'the first day in The Netherlands'.

[First person to post the correct answers wins.... something].  

a) -"Are you smuggling anything?"

         -"No sir! I always walk like this..."

b) -"Nice cape!"

        -"What cape??"

c) -"Quick! Grab your trancing hat and glasses - we're going to Dance Valley!" 

-"But if it's a festival, I need Bicardi 8!"

d) -"This is my Mum you'll be staying with."

                -"Great! I brought you a bottle of coffee tequila!"

e) "Why is the rum always gone?"

f) Found it!!

g) ...WOOPWOOPINCEINCEげろげろCHINGCHING...

h) "If you know the road rules here, you can take my bike."

i) "I'm so glad you're here!"

j) "Seems i'm going now... bye everyone!"

k) [What side of the road should I be on...??]

To Amsterdam!

If you are someone who does not get this joke (and I know there are a lot of you...), please ask the person next to you for help. 
[Or send €10 and I will email you a step by step explanation].