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A Loving Christmas Card To All You Readers!

Christmas is finally here!

And here is my Christmas present to you all, I hope you like it and share it around. It's kid friendly so be sure to read it to them on Christmas eve!

[Click the link below the title page to see the rest - then clicking a page should open a slide-show if you prefer to read it that way].

And We Now Bring You: The Worst.

...They would probably just play it MORE.

So please, this Christmas, use your axes against Christmas trees and firewood... 

not for vigilante justice.

...They're-Up-In-My-Bum.

Being in the Northern Hemisphere in December is a totally different feeling!
It feels so... Christmas-y!
Its cold and dark, so you appreciate warm clothes and all the lights that are on.
You can even wear crazy jumpers that make you look like a pudding!

It almost makes you want to break into song...

... Though really, we only sing one Christmas song with any panache...

Credit to The Pouges.

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